Saturday, April 09, 2005

Incubus. Ick

From the submission thread:
This thread seemed innocuous enough- "What is your favorite internal organ?" but hovering over it was a different story. You know, at one time I actually like this fucker, but his continual TMI posting has really pushed me over the edge into hatred.

Not only do we know about his losing his virginity to his "woman he met while on a cruise", his impotency problems, his girlfriends enormous meatflaps, his girlfriends love of blow jobs, his girlfriends period when he had sex with her anyway, his girlfriends pregnancy, the consistency of his poop AND how it always sticks to his asshair thus requiring a shower after each bowel movement, but now he's got to tell us his stinky butthole likes a massage?!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HATE! HIM! hate him.

posted by Natasha @ 4:15 PM   27 tokes off a turd

27 Comments:

At 4/09/2005 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Yay! You finally thought up a "submission"!  
At 4/09/2005 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Don't forget his really bad sweating problem (two undershirts a day) and his love for pr0n.  
At 4/09/2005 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
So did she get an abortion or not?  
At 4/09/2005 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
OP forgot to say that he has a hard time assembling g/f's vibartor.

You know, it's common wisdom that his g/f has dumbo ears but I have a theory. He said he had seen a range of vagina styles and my money is on the older woman having the meatflaps and the girlfriend having a more 19 year old looking twat.

JESUS I should get a life.

Anyway I'm not clicking on that link. He's stolen enough of my will to live already.  
At 4/09/2005 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I think its the other way around because shes kind of heavy. How many chubs have you seen that have itty bitty meatflaps?  
At 4/09/2005 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I don't thing weight and meatflaps have anything to do with each other. When you go on a diet, you don't lose weight on your labia minora.  
At 4/09/2005 5:18 PM, Blogger Natasha snarked:
"So did she get an abortion or not?"
I was pretty sure the general consensus on the issue was that seh was never pregnant.  
At 4/09/2005 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"I don't thing weight and meatflaps have anything to do with each other. When you go on a diet, you don't lose weight on your labia minora."

Don't know much about meatflaps, do you? Its the outer labia, not the inner one. And that is affected by weight.  
At 4/09/2005 7:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"I was pretty sure the general consensus on the issue was that seh was never pregnant."

You were wrong, or else he's a bigger fuckhead than I ever imagined, because he was having serious discussions in Trainwreck about wanting his girlfriend to have an abortion (said he was going to "press the issue") but that there was only so much he could do.  
At 4/09/2005 7:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Wasn't there a thread where someone found proof in his private LJ that he made it all up?  
At 4/09/2005 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Well, here it is:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jerjare/

I don't see any. What exactly was the proof?  
At 4/09/2005 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
lets try that again

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jerjare/  
At 4/09/2005 8:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
bastards!

http://www.livejournal.com/
users/jerjare/  
At 4/09/2005 8:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
aaahhhhhhh. ::lights up a smoke::  
At 4/09/2005 8:16 PM, Blogger Natasha snarked:
I thought the thread was this: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jerjare/14628.html
The that started a thread at trainwreck about how it was false and he hasn't said anything about it since.  
At 4/09/2005 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"He said he had seen a range of vagina styles and my money is on the older woman having the meatflaps and the girlfriend having a more 19 year old looking twat. "


Age, has nothing to do with the size of your "flaps". I'm 40 and my compact pussy would put Indygrrl to shame.
That is, if she had any shame.  
At 4/09/2005 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Well at this point we've established that I don't even know what the fuck they are. I thought meatflaps were labia minora.  
At 4/09/2005 8:45 PM, Blogger Natasha snarked:
So did I. But I guess they could mean minora or majora.
But when referring to Indy's huge meatflaps, it was minora.  
At 4/09/2005 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Oh and my meatflaps are getting bigger as I get older. At least it seems that way. Hmm, oh well maybe they'll come back in style some day.  
At 4/09/2005 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Oh, and by the way, are there people with flappy, meaty labia majora. Surely the internet would have revealed this to me if it existed.  
At 4/09/2005 8:56 PM, Blogger Natasha snarked:
"Oh, and by the way, are there people with flappy, meaty labia majora. Surely the internet would have revealed this to me if it existed."
Extreme camel-toe. There was a thread about it somewhere, where they were called meat-flaps.  
At 4/09/2005 9:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Our meaning is the preferred meaning. Be it resolved we only say meatflaps in the Indygrrl sense and henceforth we will refer to big outer labia as "flapjacks"

To avoid confusion, we should refer to actual flapjacks as "pancakes." French shall remain "Freedom Toast."

All who agree say aye. THE AYES HAVE IT MOTION PASSED.  
At 4/09/2005 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
You're so cute, anon. But really, flapjacks as a descriptive term for female anatomy is already in use to describe saggy boobies.

And does anybody think Incubus knew what the hell HE was talking about when he made that post about his experiences with meatflaps? Hell, for all we know he could have meant their lips! Not those lips! The mouth!  
At 4/10/2005 3:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
My meat flaps have grown together and have two big sensitive lumps floating around in there. Luckily (?) my clit has become enormous and I can pee through it.  
At 4/10/2005 6:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
My meat flaps have grown together and have two big sensitive lumps floating around in there. Luckily (?) my clit has become enormous and I can pee through it.

KellyM? Is that you? Are you still making womansperm?  
At 4/11/2005 6:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I think he was just trolling. All he said is that his prostate was his favorite organ. Kind of caught me off-guard. The guy seems like the type a little too in love with his own dick, if you catch my drift. Plus, some of the responses weren't any better than his.  
At 4/11/2005 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
You talk a lot, but you really don't say anything at all.  

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