Monday, April 11, 2005

You're worried about protocol?

In the good old days, this thread about Incest and funeral protocol would have been headed straight for the Pit. It isn't going to get a pitting on the Dope, so we might as well have at it here.

Now everyone's so concerned with playing "nice" that no-one's even questioning why the OP is worrying about protocol, when the family clearly has much bigger problems that not knowing what Miss Manners would do.

The OP doesn't have a problem with sis/aunt wanting to be in on the bunch of flowers which get sent to the funeral of the woman sis/aunt replaced as Uncle's spouse? What the fuck do they put in the water there?

posted by Anonymous @ 2:22 PM   13 tokes off a turd

13 Comments:

At 4/11/2005 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
They're consenting adults, dipshit.  
At 4/11/2005 3:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
They're consenting adults, dipshit.
They are consenting adults who happen to be blood relatives. If you don't see what the fucking problem is, then you have bigger issues than can fit in a small burb on this little snark pit.

I'd say with incest in the family, proper funeral protocol is the least of this families problems.  
At 4/11/2005 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I just hope the neice was fucking hot. Way too much trouble to go thru if its a fatty or an uggo.  
At 4/11/2005 4:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"I just hope the neice was fucking hot. Way too much trouble to go thru if its a fatty or an uggo."

The niece is 61yo. Said its been going on for 15 years, so she was *gets calculator* at least 45yo when it started.

Not much chance shes a honey.  
At 4/11/2005 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
It's a gypsy thing. You wouldn't understand.  
At 4/11/2005 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
The niece is 61yo. Said its been going on for 15 years, so she was *gets calculator* at least 45yo when it started.

Dear Swank Gentelmen,

I never thought this would happen to me in my old age...  
At 4/11/2005 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I fucked my cousin. A bunch. She was hot. She was married and I wasn't. She still is hot but we're not fucking any more. Her husband found out. My new wife thinks cousin is still hot, too, so maybe we'll all end up in a 3 or 4 some one day.

I'm a deacon in our church. Can you imagine the fun shit that would go down if we all got to go down?  
At 4/11/2005 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Not much chance shes a honey.

Seems like these wild swingers always look like slut4myrandy or Reeder or those people on Kink. Seems like being sexually unappealing causes the sex life to become really loony.  
At 4/11/2005 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I fucked my cousin. A bunch. She was hot. She was married and I wasn't.



Hey, we've all fucked our hot married cousins. I don't think that was the case here though.  
At 4/11/2005 8:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
My cousin is kinda ugly and unmarried. But she really gives a MEAN rimjob. So I let her.  
At 4/11/2005 9:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Well hey, you do what you can for family.  
At 4/11/2005 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Hmm, this is quite the protocol pickle alright. Previous anons are talking about sexual acts with their cousins, a tradition with an ancient history. What we seem to have here is a guy who MARRIED his blood niece. Now, I don't really want to delve into the wierd specifics of this MPSIMS so I'll give a good catch all protocol that seems to apply:

Invite and pay for all relatives to attend the funeral. Be there yourself, as a show of support.

Then nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.  
At 4/12/2005 12:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I got so lost in trying to ferret out who was related to whom in that thread that I just gave up. Is that whole lot from Tennessee?

The OP doesn't appear to be blood-related to any of the main cast of characters yet seems to be quite involved in the 'protocols'.  

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