Tuesday, April 19, 2005

BrainGlutton

From the submission thread:
Does anyone else wonder why BrainGlutton is never taken to task for incessantly starting OPs in GD by just throwing out some ridiculously long quotation from The Nation or some left-wing social science book he's read? Seems like several times a week, he opens a thread like this:

Reflecting upon the recent election in Upper Slobovia last week, I recalled a pertinent passage from Walter H. Plotnick's Gold, Sex, and Democracy: Intra-Provincial Power Struggles In 19th Century Algeria (Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, 1990):

The factors that contributed to Hassan I's abdication are many, not the least of which was the Hacksaw Worker Rebellion in 1872, which represented the confluence of multiple competing theories of compensation differentiation, itself an unholy union between the agriculturally-minded tendencies of the Old Left and the...
On and on for 3 pages.

These debates never seem to get very far, yet he keeps starting them. It's surprising people don't accuse him of not having original thoughts and just wanting to discuss books he's read, which, it appears, almost no one else is interested in.

What I really want to know is whether he types these passages in by hand. One of his recent ones is from The Nation, so he could have cut-and-pasted from their website, but most seem to be from books.
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MOD NOTE: I haven't really noticed, but a little bit of searching brings up this as a good example. These don't seem to me to be very often though, unless someone else has some prime examples?

16 Comments:

At 4/19/2005 5:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
You think the mods should give him a warning for being a snooze?  
At 4/19/2005 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
If only!  
At 4/19/2005 6:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Nah, when I said "taken to task", I meant by other posters. Maybe that's the wrong phrase; maybe "made fun of" would be more appropriate. It just seems like such a dumb practice that I would think someone would give him a hard time about it once in a while. Especially with all the inane, trivial stuff that gets "pitted" nowadays.  
At 4/19/2005 6:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Oh, and here's some links:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=310401

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309594

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309007

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=307728

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306928

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304885

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304863

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293668

All of those are recent, though admittedly, few of the quotations are from books.  
At 4/19/2005 6:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Yeah, when they are wide open like that and almost purely "So what does everyone else think?" my first thought is "Can't you read up a little yourself?".

His "let's debate [political compass poll question]" OPs sometimes have a bit more meat to them. They are still indications of the same trait, almost every "profound" political question he comes across is met with "That's a good question, let's ask everybody..." Not a horrible flaw (and suits his username) but he might want to pull back the reins if he wants to be taken a little more seriously.

BTW, regarding mod warnings: I don't think he deserves one at all but posters in the past have gotten warnings about OPs that simply glurge an article and say "discuss".  
At 4/19/2005 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"posters in the past have gotten warnings about OPs that simply glurge an article and say "discuss"."

Oh yeah. You mean the Annie X-Mas technique. What a waste of skin that chick is.

Brilliant OP BTW.  
At 4/19/2005 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Christ on a cracker. Isn't there enough political crap on the dope to keep you happy? Why fucking drag it here? If you want to call him on it, call him on it and STFU.  
At 4/19/2005 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
His "let's debate [political compass poll question]" OPs sometimes have a bit more meat to them.

You're thinking of SentientMeat.  
At 4/19/2005 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
QUOTEIsn't there enough political crap on the dope to keep you happy? Why fucking drag it here?

WTF, did you read this thread? Who is dragging politics in here?

Are you assuming that all comments here are from people who hold opposing views to BrainGlutton? Because I assure you that isn't the case.

QUOTE: You're thinking of SentientMeat

I seem to be mixing and merging them a bit. Sentient does the poll question expansions, BrainGlutton the "let's debate [wide ranging concept]". Thanks for correction.  
At 4/19/2005 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
That guy, during the election? I think he singlehandedly used up 20% of the boards bandwidth. Anything he posts now just seems like a trickle in comparison.  
At 4/19/2005 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
WTF, did you read this thread? Who is dragging politics in here?
Nice grammar, Dio. Whoever posted it is dragging politics in here.

Are you assuming that all comments here are from people who hold opposing views to BrainGlutton? Because I assure you that isn't the case.
I could give a fuck less what side people are on. This place was blissfully devoid of political bullshit. It's one of the reasons I preferred it to the dope. Except for a few random drive bys by Brutus, the politics stayed out because we were happily snarking away on other subjects. You want to talk politics, that's fine, go back to the Dope. If you're such a pussy you can't even call someone like fucking BrainGlutton on something as stupid as his cites, then I'd say you're either afraid of an argument or incapable of forming a coherent statement to back up your assertions.  
At 4/19/2005 11:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Jesus you're deluded. Noone's arguing politics and I'm not Dio.  
At 4/19/2005 11:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Oh yeah? Well he's not Jesus! So there!  
At 4/19/2005 11:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Sorry, all you reactionary pinkos look like Jesus to me.

Ooops, are we talking politics now? :P  
At 4/19/2005 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Nobody said boo about politics until Mr. Jerking-Knee came in here and started spouting off.

You wonder why people think you're nuts? You wonder why you always seem off in your own little world? Because you are. Get a fucking clue.  
At 4/20/2005 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
SentientMeat is a fucking idiot. In one of WeRSaurons wacky threads asking about Islamic angels talking to Muslims in the grave after they die, SentientFuckhead actually pulled out the Million Dollar Challenge as a response.

I wish I were kidding. It makes my head hurt.  

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