Tuesday, April 12, 2005

I'm so tired of Scott_Plaid

From the submission thread:
Join date: Feb 2005, posts? As I speak, 1697. That's 28.35 posts per day.
Yup, and he's tired of other people harping on.
His threads include:

  • What fictional Characters are they themselves rabid fanboys?
  • Games that appear to be hand-drawn
  • Common parlance be damned! What words don't mean what you think?
  • Do you know anyone who "repairs" things by hitting them withe wrong end of a hammer?
  • If them Brits can play Mornington Crescent on here, then we can play MacArthur Park!

    Signal-to-noise ratio? 1:1696. If that.
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    Mod note: I might as well add this, this was in the submission thread:
    "Wheeeee! The first comment in a new space. It's like pissing in a pristine snowbank. Or, rather, what I imagine pissing in a pristine snowbank would be if I had the equipment for that kind of thing."

    • posted by Natasha @ 4:52 AM   13 tokes off a turd

    13 Comments:

    At 4/12/2005 5:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    By the time you read this he should be up to 1700.  
    At 4/12/2005 6:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    1701...  
    At 4/12/2005 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    I've been on the board since '99, and including socks, I don't think I've hit 1,200 posts. That includes when I used to take part in game threads. How the hell does someone get that many posts in such a short time?  
    At 4/12/2005 7:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    1704 .......  
    At 4/12/2005 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    No shit, I've been posting over four years and have just barely cracked 1700, and I find even that a little embarrassing. If I had enough time to make that many posts in less than 3 months, well, I think I'd be pretty fucking pathetic.  
    At 4/12/2005 9:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    That's how that shithead QED started off. He had over 10k posts in his first year. Mercifully, he seems to have found somewhere else to spew. We're all better for it.  
    At 4/12/2005 10:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    So, are you too stupid to put him on your ignore list?  
    At 4/12/2005 10:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    He's dating Guin. I hope they never reproduce. Can you imagine what that kid would be like? It would never stop crying.  
    At 4/12/2005 11:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    No way!

    Cite, please?  
    At 4/12/2005 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    I was doing a Conanian "If They Mated." I don't think Guin can date, being afraid of anything not in her house and all. And Plaid would never be able to get a date because no one would be able to decipher what the fuck he was saying. An exercise in absurdity is all it was.

    SP: "A surfeit of emotional responses requires an intervention by qualified artisans surfing atop an aquifer of imaginary realisms with a topping of hot fudge and perhaps an acknowledgement of altruistic autism in the workplace leading to conjugal pleasures imagined if not real."

    Guin: "Are you asking me out?"

    SP: "Is the Pope dead?"

    Guin: [runs away screaming]  
    At 4/13/2005 3:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    1740. He's gone up FORTY posts in a day!  
    At 4/13/2005 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    He reminds me of a little kid tagging along after his big brother. He justs posts stupid shit in a lame attempt to be cool.  
    At 4/13/2005 3:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
    It's not his copious amount of posting, it's the fact that I can read the first half of the post and the second half turns into some random bullshit that no one can decipher. It's like some kind of weird posting ADD. Let's give him a ritalin suppository and a ball gag.  

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