Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Tuckerfan

From the submission thread:

The man is a douchebag. Just about every single thread of his gets cross-posted on The SDMB, Fathom and the Unaboard. What a little attention whore bitch. Now, if only he could do more than bitch about his pathetic white trash life, or post news stories gathered from Fark.

posted by secretdubai @ 1:54 PM   23 tokes off a turd

23 Comments:

At 4/13/2005 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Wheres the links, cockbiter? The links!!  
At 4/13/2005 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Whos a cockbiter? Guin? Ha, maybe!

cockbiter...ROFL  
At 4/13/2005 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Whoever submitted the OP without including links is a cockbiter.  
At 4/13/2005 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Heh. Tuckerfan's one of the few posters that I notice regularly that doesn't annoy the piss outta me.  
At 4/13/2005 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
"Whoever submitted the OP without including links is a cockbiter"

Can't search of I would link you to every single post my that motehrfucker. He is like that little kid in gradeschool that everyone took turns beating up. Something about him just makes you want to smash his face.  
At 4/13/2005 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Tuckerfan offically known as cockbiter from here on out.

All in favor?

[raises hand]  
At 4/13/2005 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
http://susie1114.com/Fallingstar.html

This says it all.  
At 4/13/2005 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
You can't use the term "cockbiter" in a derogatory fashion on THIS board! Someone may well take offense! And that someone might be SCOTT EVIL....or his "wife"....or someone who knows them....or someone who doesn't know them but is gay and may be offended....or someone who is a friend of someone who might be offended! However, the term "cockbiter" has now been RECLAIMED by the cockbiter community (hereafter known as the GLBTGCB) and can now ONLY be used by them! But if YOU use it, it means YOU are a turd-smoking hayter! So don't use it unless YOU are one of US....I mean THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!  
At 4/13/2005 6:44 PM, Blogger Hamadryad snarked:
Anonymous is a turd-smoking cockbiter with giant flappin' meat-curtains.  
At 4/13/2005 7:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Jeez, ok ok.

"Knobgobbler" it is.  
At 4/13/2005 7:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
The current PC term is "non-female nibbler of the heat-seeking moisture-missle" thankuverymuch.  
At 4/13/2005 7:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I always thought cocksucker was an insult against heterosexual females.  
At 4/13/2005 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
If you go back and READ THE ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD, nobody used the term "cocksucker". Idiot.

Get with the program, cockbiter.  
At 4/13/2005 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
So we can't say cockbiter, but douchebag is okay?

Fuck off, tapeworm.  
At 4/13/2005 7:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Oh cockbiter! I get it. Is that a gay reference? I always thought that one refered to your mom.  
At 4/13/2005 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I thought it was an angry pitbull rejecting a sexual advance.  
At 4/13/2005 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I thought it was a pro fighting chicken.  
At 4/13/2005 8:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I thought it was someone who tried to imitate the rapping style of a penis.  
At 4/13/2005 10:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
I'd like to see that cockbiter come in here and try to get this place shut down.

Because all he'll get is...is a...bit cock...yeah!  
At 4/20/2005 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
This thread is a bit dead but I'll pose the question anyway:

It seems Tuckerfan was canned. No more Braaad stories I guess. Did I miss his "I got the boot" thread?  
At 4/20/2005 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Tuckerfan has a thread in the Pit right now about running out his antidepressants because he lost his job before he could get his 'script filled, and having a thread about it shut down. How can a person's life turn out so shitty?  
At 4/22/2005 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Even shittier now, as he might be homeless soon.

I would hate to have him find this thread while in such a sad state. I humbly suggest we disappear this thread.  
At 4/22/2005 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous snarked:
Even shittier now, as he might be homeless soon.

I would hate to have him find this thread while in such a sad state. I humbly suggest we disappear this thread.  

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